I’d like to try a crab cake burger/sandwich.

Thank you, I don’t see many people talk about Aesop Rock. Been my favorite artist for a while now, so many hits and great collabs.

“Was he murdered?” I ask as I take a bite of the broccoli fish curry I just microwaved for 5 minutes.

So many to choose from, but I’ll add a couple I didn’t see mentioned yet.

Capcom vs SNK 1&2

Spawn: in the demon’s hand

Edit: Still think both Capcom vs SNK games have some the best Fighting game soundtracks.

Gotta sprinkle a little crack into the mix to get em coming back for more

Hitler was egomaniacal I don’t think he would have a change of heart, but instead use any information too alter the outcome.

But if you’re going to send a book to one of the worst people in history it’s gotta be one of the worst books in history. Just gotta find the right age to send him The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss. I need AI to get to the next level so I can see how this might play out.

If only they hadn’t made that legally binding.

I’ve always just checked for rocks, wash them, then put them into a pot of water on low heat for a few hours on the stove. Just add salt midway through and check periodically.

Side note, if you prep em this way wait a bit for the water to get to a soupy consistency. A really easy and cheap recipe my mom always made when I was a kid:

Ingredients-your beans you just cooked, tortillas, and Chihuahua cheese

Pour some of the beans with the soupy water into a bowl. Heat up some corn tortillas and then tear them into small squares and mix them with the soup. Top with your preferred amount of cheese, preferably grated or torn to small pieces so it melts faster. Can also add salt, pepper, or any seasoning you like but it usually tastes good as is.

If you got time and wanna be fancy you can dice up tomatoes, onions, avocados and/or jalapenos and chuck em straight into the soup.

The butt plugtula

Sir, this is a dollar spatula.

Switch

Right hand is two jumbo hotdogs.

Rendezvous isn’t even that bad. What really grabs my goat are the pronunciations for colonel and choir.

Some car features allow you to connect your phone and you can have a message read aloud to you through voice command.

That also looks like the saddest burrito, like it’s been kept in a cage.

Both, both is good.

Disagree, I love condiments.

I envy you nap people, everyone in my family takes naps. I take a nap, wake up with a headache, then can’t properly go to sleep later. My body’s like ‘you slept for 20mins? Nah, you’re gonna need another cup of coffee now.’