Like I live near a ranch (is that the right word?) of cows and I don’t want to see some 🐮 as my last image before death. Not a troll I swear 🙏

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    The force to throw a cow around, sure. (Although perhaps not a Category F1 or F2.) The accuracy to hit your house, and the control to leave the wall upright long enough for the cow to hit it, maybe not. You should make sure you have an underground storm cellar to get into, because it would suck worse to have the 🐮🐄 🐮 🐄 🐮 be the last thing you see because the tornado picked YOU up and threw you at the herd.