The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1569arrow-down121
arrow-up1548arrow-down1imageThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareHappenchance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months ago“All bugs are now the size of dogs.”
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 months agoI think that just results in billions of dog sized bugs being dead no? Isn’t it a lack of available oxygen in the air that keeps their size down? Granted, every flying insect becoming as large as a dog and plummeting to the Earth instantly would be fucking horrifying.
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoThe inverse-square law means that most insects lack the body structure to withstand their own weight at that size, which would mean a horrifying moment or all insects growing and then imploding under their own weight.
minus-squareHappenchance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou guys are all ignoring the most fundamental law of physics: Monkey’s Paw Law. “Grant the desired wish in the most unpleasant way possible.” Hidden Effect: Phyics now supports bugs the size of dogs.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoAll yards become massive piles of dead dogs erupting everywhere from the ground.
minus-squareRIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months ago“I’ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent.”
“All bugs are now the size of dogs.”
I think that just results in billions of dog sized bugs being dead no? Isn’t it a lack of available oxygen in the air that keeps their size down?
Granted, every flying insect becoming as large as a dog and plummeting to the Earth instantly would be fucking horrifying.
The inverse-square law means that most insects lack the body structure to withstand their own weight at that size, which would mean a horrifying moment or all insects growing and then imploding under their own weight.
You guys are all ignoring the most fundamental law of physics: Monkey’s Paw Law.
“Grant the desired wish in the most unpleasant way possible.”
Hidden Effect: Phyics now supports bugs the size of dogs.
All yards become massive piles of dead dogs erupting everywhere from the ground.
“I’ma boutta singlehandedly bring the worldwide prices for gasoline and ammo up a cent.”