• I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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    7 months ago

    A bunch of hosers were sittin’ ‘round the fire drinkin’ beers. One of 'em said, “ya know, we should name our country, eh?”

    “Oh yah, we should. How ya reckon we should do that?”

    “Oh, it’s easy! We take all the letters of the alphabet, write 'em on pieces of paper, and stick 'em all in a hat. Then we draw 'em out and see what our name is!”

    “Oh, that’s a great idea! I’ve got some paper right here donchaknow!”

    So, they wrote all the letters of the alphabet on pieces of paper and threw 'em in a toque.

    “All right, what’s the first letter?”

    “C, eh?”

    “What’s the next letter?”

    “N, eh?”

    “What the next letter?”

    “D, eh?”

    “OK, that seems long enough”