• I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    🔔🔔🔔

    Actually, that is an inaccuracy. A child of Bart’s age likely wouldn’t have the strength to destroy a chair by slamming on their father’s head in the bath. And even if they were, the father would be severely injured if not unconscious or dead.

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      1 month ago

      For the first part, I’m sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it’s shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

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        1 month ago

        I’m pretty sure Homer’s head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.