Oh, continuing down that line of thinking leads to far worse then “kinda fucked up.” If the judeo christian deity exists and is accurately described by their books than it is a total monster not worthy of praise or devotion…

What I understand about the judeo christian god is that they are believed to have created everything that has ever been or will ever be. They have total knowledge of everything past present and future, and they “knew me” prior to them creating me, knew what kind of person I would be, and knew without doubt that I wouldn’t believe in or worship them… so they created me with full knowledge that I’ll spend eternity being tortured in hell. What kind of benevolent deity brings a creature into existence just so they can be tortured? If that’s not full blown fucked up, then I don’t know what is.

When you’re brainwashed from birth, it’s difficult to recognize you’ve been brainwashed.

This takes cankles to a new level.

Wife two seems to be slacking or new, and wife four needs a dog to balance things.

I’d imagine that if the universe is truly parallel, then the alternate version of you would be doing exactly the same as you are, but maybe he wears a hat.

Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.

First, I bought one of the Nintendo pro controllers day one with my Switch, and I love it. Secondly, I never liked playing with it mobile because it’s difficult to play with larger hands, but I just recently discovered a grip that the switch slides into giving you more meat to hold on to making it much easier for me to play on the go… was about $17 on amazon.

Getting Robocop vibes from this photo

If the jackpot is up in the ridiculous set for life amounts, I’ll drop ten bucks on a few tickets here or there. My thoughts doing so is this: if I lose ten bucks, then nothing really changes in my life, but if I’m truly lucky and hit that one in a quadrillion chance of actually winning the jackpot, then everything changes. I don’t ever expect to win, but I won’t miss the minimal amount of money I’m throwing in for my chance to. So why not bet on the long shot every now and again as long as losing doesn’t hurt me financially?

I thought Jesus was wine or something like that? I’ve never participated in Christianity’s cannibalistic rituals though, so I’m sure I’m a bit confused.

Well, I was just making a stupid joke. I didn’t think people actually did that.

You don’t drink the steamed broccoli water with your meal? Weird.

Brussel sprouts are the real fart fuel.

So basically, in the ocean then.

Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

Can we customize this service to also block Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson? I can’t seem to block enough of their shit to keep them from my feeds, and it drives me nuts.

Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke… source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

I’m not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.

If I’m remembering correctly, the butt plug he was using was marketed as being 100% silicone, so he figured it would be safe. He didn’t know it had a steel core in it.

They also had an average life expectancy of about 30 years, so I’ll stick with the current Era thanks.