When my best friend first moved in with me I had to teach her how to cook lol. When I was a teen my mom forced my brothers and me to cook dinner a few times a week which I’m really thankful for

I would love to see the correlation between alcoholism and accidents. Bet that crowd is way more accident prone.

Always thought they were ridiculous and intrusive. So long as you show up sober and do your job properly who the fuck cares what you do in your off time? I’m the director for a nonprofit. I’m a huge stoner and my boss (executive director) was a hippie back in the day lol. I love hearing her wild drug stories from the 70’s and 80’s lmao. I’m also pretty open with my employees about the fact that I smoke weed. Turns out most of them do too! I always come well dressed, usually in a suit with a clean haircut, so I love seeing their faces when I tell them I’m a pot head lmao

Anyway, my employees are all very hard workers and I can tell they enjoy working here. The fuck would I ruin that by drug testing?

Think about the smell

the idea that NO ONE is truly at the helm and we’re all just stumbling through the world is absolutely terrifying to some people.

What’s hilarious to me is once I had this realization it was so relieving. I fucking hated the idea of me having to suck up to some asshole sky daddy just because I had the audacity to be born.

Oof. Even when I was a devout Christian I understood that space was a thing. Like ffs there’s even a video sermon of a pastor showing a picture of a stars forming a cross I saw making the rounds a decade ago. Most religious people would find that belief nutty lol

One of mine likes to eat cat poop, so that’s pretty cool

Okay so it looks like a severe burn blister that’s filled with liquid the same color as orange Gatorade. It also has a flower in it for some reason lol

It’s a shitty situation because at the same time public transportation is absolutely fucking hot garbage outside of a few large cities. Some sort of regulation needs to happen though

Yeah, it’s definitely young to have these problems. My dad is turning 70 in 3 months and he still regularly goes out running and fights with me over which new phone is best lol

Nothing I follow or care about compares to a celebrity changing their IG to private, no. It’s just fucking stupid and continues to play into the very unhealthy celebrity worship problem in the US.

I get what you’re saying but why the fuck does what Selena Gomez do with her IG count as news?

McDonalds does it on purpose to give work to the “technicians” that service the machines. They’re bogus simple issues like overfilling that lock the machine down until they use their service tool to clear it. Great doc by Johnny Harris if you have 30min to kill

This is what gets me about conservatives trying to shit on Biden and expecting a rise out of us. Motherfuckers, we know he’s mid lmao. Better than the alternative though

Fucking beats me lmao. Also recently upgraded my kitchen faucet, but it was long enough after putting in my bidet that I completely forgot about then until I was about to the ten minute job of swapping them out. Took 4 hours cause I had to go back to the hardware store to get new valves and wrench the rusty as fuck old valves off. I would hate being a plumber lol

Also they’re called “quarter turn valves” lol

I’d recommend taking a look at your plumbing first lol. I love my bidet, but I was not prepared to have to replace the horribly shitty 30 year old corrugated water lines that my toilet was installed with. That fucker was welded to the valve so I had to shut the water off for the whole house to install a new valve as well.

Still with it though lol

Yeah wtf, cops in socal don’t typically even bother unless you’re doing 15 over. Must have been desperate to hit their ticket quota

Until they get hit by a car. Or wander into the wrong yard and get killed by a dog. I see more dead cats on the side of the freeway/highway than any other animal by far.

Interesting concept but cats don’t have the sapience to understand the risk involved with being outside. You could say the same thing about children, but because adults know better we don’t let them do whatever they please.

Honestly that’s really shitty dude. You should figure out how to keep the cat indoors