I’m so sick of hearing about this bear thing. I don’t care. It’s a thought experiment. A reminder that humans are easily controlled by the internet. Everyone has an opinion about this stupid shit.

Man, they should just move somewhere more free! Like America! Where the police never beat people to death, and the citizens are never abused for political gain by law enforcement!

Oh wait.

Because they’re cowards. Violent cowards who revel in oppression. The worst kind of coward.

I’ll tell you exactly why this is for me, at least. When you’re exploring a New Romantic option and that person isn’t totally sure if they are into you or not, you can say one wrong stupid thing and ruin your chances of getting with that person. Also with a crush, who usually you don’t know super well, you don’t know what things might be the wrong things to say to that person.

This is why the “don’t talk ask questions” strategy works so well for flirting. It makes you seem interested in them (and you should be) and also prevents you from fucking the whole thing up with your big stupid mouth that meant to tell a funny joke but it accidentally came out racist or some shit.

I feel like America failed older generations too. The Vietnam war comes to mind immediately.

I know rammstein isn’t metal. Lots of people consider them metal though. And I didn’t say they were right wing, but the band did get in a lot of trouble in the last few years over sexually abusing people. A lot of people. That’s why I asked.

Is this about Rammstein?

My wife has this as well

So with these AI they literally just…. Give it instructions in English? That’s creepy to me for some reason.

Psh everyone I’ve talked to that’s seen it loved it

That’s adorable. That’s also super not what happened tho.

They’ve been building the house for a year? What kind of house are they building where they’ve been hammering on the walls for a year?!

Also you don’t generally hammer bricks in my experience. At any rate, unless they’re building the Taj Mahal, it shouldn’t be taking that long.

Also why are they on your roof? They’re not building an addition to your house or anything. Something weirds going on sounds like to me.

Oh. I went by the pictures and I didn’t see the glass added on top. I’m big dumb.

But I was right, loblaws is doing evil.

It’s irrelevant when neither parties do anything meaningful for the working class.

I just assume everything loblaws does to be evil now.

Personally I don’t see any inherent problems with these small jumpable gates at first glance. But I’m sure there’s something sinister and evil about them and that I’m not seeing, because loblaws is literally Satan.

Oh. I always get those two mixed up.

Still hilarious

Alexander the Great was captured by pirates too. He forced them to increase his ransom because he was insulted that it was so small, and spent much of his time forcing them to listen to the poetry he wrote. Which is also hilarious IMO.