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I like how this implies that Groundskeeper Willie uses Linux.

I’m ready to beat some mfers with a spatula over these shenanigans. Big management mfers are so goddamn out of touch they couldn’t use a smartphone.

Yeah, they got Al Capone for tax evasion, and they’ll get you for confessing to a crime on official government documents.

“Age is just a number” should not be used to justify people needing to work to survive at 70!

Somebody start the revolution. It’s time to eat the fucking rich. I’ll get the plates.

Hey, man, you gotta be careful with those acorns! They’ll turn you to stone if they hit you!

The Revolution will not be civilised!

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The Revolution will not be impeded!

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I mean, it stands for the Confederacy of Independent Systems, but I don’t think droids generally have a sexual preference…

Honestly, the rabid part of the fuck cars crowd are letting perfect become the enemy of good enough for now. The sort of thing they want could never stand a chance of happening. Not anytime soon, not under this breed of capitalism where corporations have a say in the government.

EVs are good enough to slow down emissions to the point where maybe our descendants will have enough time to shift public opinion and get rid of cars entirely. Until then, cars are going to stick around, best thing to do is compromise for now, and use the time bought to have a chance of getting everything you want later.

Not quite “Silco gassing the entire meeting to prove a point,” but it’s up there.

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

What part of “rage issues” do you not comprehend, troll?

I am well fucking aware it’s not a good thing. Just like you are well fucking aware that your bullshit comment isn’t gonna change shit.

I, on the other hand, am actively working to fix it. Just because I am aware of and honest about my own limitations does not make me less than you. Hell, it makes me better than you.

In short, piss off with your self-righteous and performative ass. Nobody wants to see it.

It’s not manly, it’s a toxic combination of rage issues and holding everyone to the standards of being honest, with themselves and others. Get it right.

If I hear the word rightsizing come out of my boss’ mouth, that mouth is immediately losing a few teeth. I would legitimately prefer the boss in this comic, because at least they’re honest.

To be fair: the Lemmy user base is demonstrably not representative of the entire population.

Well yeah. The sane ones aren’t looking for relationships because of a combination of the world being on fire, money being worthless and nigh-impossible to obtain, and trauma from past toxic relationships. They decided to focus their efforts on their own lives rather than someone else’s.

Either that, or they don’t even need to date, because someone in their friend group snapped them up. Either or, really.

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.