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I made shit up 16 years ago too! Everyone did
I made shit up 16 years ago too! Everyone did
12 yo middle school scarypasta
It’s a metaphor for your uterus under Christianity
Shampoo is for cleaning your scalp…not your hair.
Matte side isn’t non stick?
They make large Ziploc bags and windows and trunks, bruh.
Dominoes has their own cars tho so the delivery fee is in theory for car wear
Can’t open a window or put it in the trunk or breathe thru your mouth?
This is a joke, right?
Ops is a troll
Also op paid almost $8 for cheesy bread and almost a buck for each of their two sauces.
This is not “just a pizza”
Op go to Little Caesars, get a $5 pizza and stfu
Have you not read the Bible?
Go read what they originally did to the Canaanites…they’re going to do it again.
She sucks him gets him hard and then climbs on. He’s too drunk to resist.
“It makes no sense to vandalize Tesla’s property because you dislike Elon”
Bahhahaahha. Bet.
At first I thought you said TO Chicago and I was like you can’t throw a stick without hitting a good mex place in Chi town wtf…ohhhhh
Or give a shit at All about you …that one’s hilarious.
Vast incalculable cosmos to rule but God gives a shit about an ant? Ok buddy. U just want my $10 for this week’s plate
No one understands what your first sentence says because it’s an empty platitude.
The fact that religion is “fundamental” to you really helps you out? Care to actually elaborate with specific examples because that’s literally an empty phrase.
I find that most people use religion to absolve themselves of responsibility and make themselves feel superior to “lessers” (aka non believers).
How fucking spoiled are Europeans when they won’t take a job on the other side of town???
It’s not even that. If they ask for average they get trash. If they ask for excellent then trash doesn’t apply and they get average
This whole sub is horribly unfunny…just…why?
Athletes foot. Prob a fungus
Look at the patent