Glad to hear t-pose is the way to go. I’m beginning to think it’s the solution to the world’s problems.

It’s chaos, but Jon Bois is amazing at putting order to even the most chaotic things. If you don’t know him, he’s purely a sports guy, but he has a number of video series on YouTube that are absolutely great watches, regardless of whether you like sports. I hate (American) football, but he has a number of videos I watched intently, because he does a great job of analyzing random number sets and plotting them out in a way that is visually appealing. Guy is a nut, and it makes for great television (obviously not TV but yeah).

Except the old trick with these matchbooks was to fold it back and close it over to make those paper matches easy to light, so you’re ultimately looking at brown paper, and so that’s how Brown Paper won the election that year.

And that’s why I’ll be rocking my mustache.

My wife loading the dishwasher punishes me because I have rearrange things, so it’s like I’m doing double work. There’s a system!

If anyone recalls, OP also posted a picture of their garbage can complaining about how garbage bags were somehow improperly manufactured. I want to believe this is a troll account, but I’m concerned that OP is someone who legitimately needs some help, and not the kind you get from message boards. This is the same OP whose response to jokes was to say their ASVAB scores were high.

I came into this post thinking it was gonna be a silly “kids these days” post, and ended up having OP tell us she’s concerned the children she birthed are not hers somehow. It am not a psychologist in the slightest, but I can’t help but think there is something just not right.

I feel like I didn’t remember it was a movie, but remember the show as a kid. And it was way before my time, but my brother and I still liked watching it, it was just so silly.

Bob?

That’s only 30% of toes, unless we’re going by overall volume.

Right? It’s the basic test. I have come to terms that I’m really basically smart, but when things get more detailed I’m pretty regular.

I was so smart I became an 11 though, instead of perhaps a job with life skills, for a life other than LEO. No regrets though, made some lifelong friends, got stupid tattoos, visited some cool places, and I get $170 a month for tinnitus.

Do you have recycle and trash? It’s the way to go. I bag the trash but I dump the recycling into the large can outside and then reuse that dirty bag for garbage. I’m essentially saving the world.

Nice to know there are others out there! Great bins, unlike poor OP.

I will commiserate with you. I think the shape of that can is ultimately your issue. In fact, I know it is, I’ve seen that can and anytime I’ve seen it, the bag looks like yours. So you’re not alone.

As an aside, if you intend on joining the military, especially if you enlist, nobody cares about your ASVAB score, and if you wield it like a weapon, others will use it against you. I knew ASVAB waivers who had quick wit. I served with dudes who paraded around their conventional intelligence and had a tough time making friends, and only when they dropped the whole smart guy act did they fit in better.

Your post tickled my funny bone tonight. I wish you well and I hope you can “adapt and overcome” as it relates to this issue.

Think you nailed it. But then we can’t make jokes about this post anymore.

I love that you came here and I think everything you said is fair.

I love OP’s response though, this whole thread is hilarious.

I took my ASVAB in 2009, so unless it’s in my SRB somewhere, you’ll have to take my word for it.

I did upload a picture of my garbage though, that should be proof enough.

I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.

Love a good old fashioned OP roast though.

So smart you joined the military.

I can say that because I was a 99 ASVAB and a dumb grunt.

Tinfoil never goes bad, it can’t hurt to stock up!!!

Right? Do you remember going to websites and your computer would yell out that you were watching porn? Ads would burst forth like you just won fucking Solitaire. Shit took forever to download, and if you lost connection in the middle, start over!

I guess if you started using the Internet after like 2008, when things really started to take off, you saw a golden hour. But it was a dangerous place in the early 2000s, although I learned a lot about how to unfuck computers in my quest for boobs as a teenager.

Ever look into the meal kits? As an example, Home Chef had 15m meal kits that were essentially “add heat,” and I think there are even some microwave ready options. I’m neuro-regular? Not hip to the vernacular. But I can empathize with the idea of dinner being a fucking him climb sometimes, not just preparing but deciding. A dinner that has become a staple in my home was one I made from the meal delivery service that I just get now, so it’s nice to have it in my pocket.

Unrelated, I went to Norway once and thoroughly enjoyed it. Was way up north, but had an evening to get out and mingle with locals and everyone was friendly and inclusive, it was nice. I’m from Jersey, New, for reference.

I hope you have a nice day.