I bet it drives you nuts that we folks in the southern US like to drink our tea sweet as hell and ice cold.

“It’s true what they say, cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside”

I loved the Naked Gun movies.

The Hot Shots movies were funny too.

My guess is whoever lived there before had a much larger TV mounted on the wall and then an entertainment center under it for peripherals (hence plugs on the ends down below). Current owner slapped the cheapest/smallest TV they could still mount on the wall thinking it would cover the old cable management setup

Holodeck

So to further simplify, stupid people are unwitting test subjects that the rest of humanity sometimes benefit from because they do dumb shit no one else would have thought to try.

LONE STAAAARR!!!

I used to blare that on my phone when my teenager was taking too long to get ready.

It’ll be like if they brought clippy back but only this time hes even more of an asshole and now he can fuck up your OS too.

For me its gardening. If you don’t have a an outdoor space, get yourself a couple of pots and plant some veggies and place them by the window.

That man is repeatedly showing the world how stupid he actually is and how little he actually understands about running a company. He has never been in a situation like this where he wasn’t surrounded by a bunch of people playing babysitter and doing all the leg work to try to actually get his shit ideas to work. IIRC I saw somewhere this morning that he hadn’t even figured out what to call tweets and retweets, he really hadn’t thought any further than changing the logo and repeating the same lame idea he had 30 years ago.

ABAM (All Billionaires Are Morons)

I used to have a lady I worked with who was like this. She had the common sense of a fucking carrot and was dumb as shit. What was weird is she was highly skilled in the one job she was hired for, the rest of the time she would click on everything and I would had to fix her computer multiple times a week. One time I tried to walk her thru something on the phone and I told her to click on an icon, her response was “Whats an icon?”

Actually no. That quote is from the bible.

Zapp’s quote is “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

Yeah I got shingles at the age of 42, apparently extremely high stress/anxiety can trigger it. I agree, that shit sucks.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

Yeah, most people never actually grow up, they just get older.

These mfers watched “Joan is Awful” from season 6 of Black Mirror and said. LETS DO THAT!!

This was my first thought. I know for me when I found myself feeling uncomfortable when an old song played on the radio or friends talked about past memories. Turns out I had a shit ton of unrecognized/unresolved trauma from my childhood that resulted in CPTSD.