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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • up to 2005 UN, EU, America, Russia, Israel and a host of middle east intermediates like Qatar: provide aid to Gaza to encourage economic growth, is inevitably siphoned off by Hamas and others for military purposes

    2006: UN, EU, America, Russia, Israel: “dear Hamas totes congrats on winning an election, wonder if you could abandon your pledge to genocide Israel and pick up the two state solution discussions where Fatah got up to? Else…y’know… we’ll have to cut aid and stuff coz that’s a bit terroristy”

    Hamas: “Fuck you infidel! We look forward to strangling your children in their bed” incoherent yelling

    UN, EU, America, Russia: deep sigh

    Israel: cuts aid, blockades Gaza

    Egypt: also blockades Gaza Yo you Hamas bois are batshit insane, no way we’re having an open border with you “Muslim brothers”…

    Western social science students: why would Israel do this?