Having a toy is just as good for that purpose.

You won’t be treated as if it’s a toy though.

You boofers are a funny bunch.

I just pour it all into my mouth directly. Cereal and milk. No dishes. No shame.

Are koalas just really big sad mice?

The chode of all pyramids

My grandma called it the doodely-woodely music.

What phone or service is this? Not in the states right?

Trying to hop on that ADHD train.

Randomly have green lights on my commute so I don’t have to slow down goddamnit.

Exactly, you can’t control when it happens. So hello spawning thousands of bills at the local swimming pool.

Bigger plot twist it applies too well and you use it once and go to jail.

I agree, I studied abroad with a 12 hour difference and during the day there, when I browsed Reddit, most of the posts were lower quality because most people were asleep. (Sorry euro peeps)

It’s when the evening came that the posts picked up quality and engaged me.

Now that I’m stateside, I feel like Reddit posters are completely and perpetually asleep (or just gone).

It’s really wild to see reposts over and over. Like some Redditbot constantly spamming the same thing hoping to get some traction going for conversation.

I only enjoy it after I’m done with it. Never before or during the workout. I still do it, just it’s pulling teeth everyday.