Such truth in so few words!

Sames

This man gets it!

You should be getting 5 full time jobs, thats what our parents did, thats how they got it so nice! Bootstraps boy!!!

Bastard stole my line

I’ll take it. Can I call you ‘Pop pop’?

I’m pretty good at typing

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But we get to have lots of guns and facists. So it evens out.

Unrelated, anyone from not America looking to adopt am adult?

100%. My credit union does this and its been super helpful when I need to send checks out. Paid lawncare, cleaners, and other misc bills where they take only cash or check.

After a google, elephants have a 'chin-like’protrusion, but it doesnt qualify as a chin

Deez nuts!

Gotem

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DONKEY

This is peasent thinking, not lord thinking. This is why you won’t rise up the ranks.

While they are landlords, i prefer to refer to them as Kings

People give tips to other who do nothing outside their job, oh you made the coffee i ordered and hand it to me sure have $5, thanks for handing the pizza i ordered over the counter have $10, payed for my groceries that i picked out myself and paid via self checkout sure have a 25% tip.

Why not tip someone who ensures where you live, where you children live, where all your precious posesstions are kept is safe, secure, and supported? Seems like you don’t actually care about the money, just want to have someone to shit on and feel mighter than them… (Kidding im a landlord and id call someone nuts for tipping me)

Edit: Apparently everyone is missing the massive /S

This is what I did

With a baseline minimum empathy. Cause damn, some people really bottom out that needle.

Woman/minority/not-christian in a conservitive area?

Thats a massive no-no on the foremans part. If the D drive died, laptop lost/stolen, or some other issue occured, then they would have been in the exact same situation.

No backups on an external drive/server/printed files???

I work in R&D and my ass would be canned if I housed critical data like this, it goes against so many standard policies. The foreman and company screwed up both and made you a fall guy.