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Toe fuck or get fucked.
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Found Mr Reese
Myst was my jam back then. Maybe riven, I don’t remember lol. Also Diablo.
🏴☠️ probably
Breaking news: terrorist operation discovered on Mars, potential of wmds.
Funny how we consider that “close” in terms of space. It’s such a massive distance we can’t really comprehend it and it’s only the first planet out from us. Even at the speed of light it would take 3 minutes+ to get there! I’m no spacengineer but that’s like 186k miles per sec. Or something. Space is big. Really big.
Music. I’ve played guitar for 30 years, can play drums, bass, piano, etc… never earned a dime. Played shows but I’m still in the hole as far as acquired shit.
At least I’m not jacking them off. Plus nobody’s afraid of a Jeffrey
How the hell did you know my name?
Remember where I put my keys and or wallet. Def didn’t put them in the bowl my wife got for me by the door specifically to put those things in.
My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.
Have you tried eating crust?
I was thinking more like a crash or something…
Unless they do.
I might have cancer but it’s so expensive to actually find out. I’d rather just ride it out and wait until the damage becomes irreversible…
Get the inspection!!
This title is why I clicked. But only because 4chan and I knew it wouldn’t actually be a furry futa horse cock. But there was a Schrodinger’s moment in the seconds leading to the click.
You’re hired!