I’d call a horseologist and tell them to get over here right away, there’s no time to explain

Someone else explained this too. It’s still mildly infuriating when you have to use it. Can’t even pull it out without it breaking before there’s enough tissue for the job because of how the dispenser is designed.

Yeah, I was on that sub as well, occasionally. I respect Bardfinn, the lead mod of AHS, but they used to tell me that accounts were restored on appeal if moderators retaliated by reporting users for “abusing the report button,” but my appeal was never accepted, and it was a clear instance of mod retaliation. I finally shared that experience when I was on my way out of the site for good.

Oh yeah I got IP banned for “abusing the report button” by reporting a literal call for violence against trans people. I had to use a VPN to browse that shitty site. In retrospect, I don’t know why I bothered.

Mildly hilarious

“See you next week,” one user smugly commented to me on my way out.

I haven’t been back, and I haven’t missed it.

Oh, it was that post?

I didn’t even think it was making any statement. It was just a funny meme.

Never leave home without your backup penis

You’re a legend

He sees you when you’re sleeping

I don’t even know where they find this stuff. I’ve been broke as a mf joke and had to buy toilet paper from the dollar Tree, which was luxurious quality compared to this.

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Scientist with clipboard browsing Lemmy

“Sir, he’s found it!”

Nah, I think I’ll just move back to the reservation instead

Why trade one genocidal state for another?

I can’t even tell anymore

His entire life is a shitpost incarnate, and not a very good one

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More like totalitarian toilet paper

Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber

My sibling in arse paper!

I know exactly what you’re talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square

I can’t connect a garden hose without water leaking out the connections, so I’m not sure how well I’d fare with indoor plumbing