As you can see, they never will. You must seize the wig.

Well now how am I supposed to enjoy the sensation of someone else’s sweaty hand sliding down the pole to slowly touch mine while they remain oblivious of the entire situation?

I’ve always felt Green is Science, Blue is Math, Red is English

Me when I first read who the narrator was.

And now it’s time to go back out.

I have to get all of my (non money earning) work in the morning before even opening my phone. As soon as the social media gets going my motivation to do anything creative and engaging drops.

I’ve tried focusing on creative/artistic communities to try and inspire myself…but it just doesn’t work. I think the passive intake of media ends up scratches the same itch in a much less fulfilling way.

The planet will be fine. Completely inhospitable for human life, sure, but the planet itself will manage.

I’m silly, there isn’t even a wolf.

Classic human hallucination

The training data…

Probably somewhere around the time they realized referring to themselves as “actual women” was not a particularly inclusive, or kind, look.

I get your example, and agree with the premise that “if you have nothing to hide…” is never a good argument, but if someone had security cameras surrounding/within their house, and 4 different locks on their bedroom door, and then a high quality safe in the bedroom, I would absolutely think there’s something more than sex toys in there. That’s still never a valid basis to search their stuff, but if there was nothing significant in there, that would feel odd.

There was an episode of Reading Rainbow where he is on the Star Trek set and is putting on the costume, and my little child brain was completely blown.

I would mostly be confused based on my lack of any programming experience.

“I paid off all of my student loans myself, it’s not fair for the government just forgive loans from other people!”

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Idk, it’s Google, so I think it’s more likely they just drop it entirely and start a new project with the same features…

Thanks Gemini, I hope they take a while before enshittefying you…

Someone should do something about the holes in the schoolhouse roof.

Gotta swap “star trek” and “normal conversation”

We’ve been tricked into thinking either that hard work pays off or this specific hard work thing will pay off. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn’t. But all the time it leads to more work.

My expert psychoanalysis of your entire personality based on a one sentence post is either you’re happy where you are, or you’re afraid of change.