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Thats actually pretty brilliant.
Thats actually pretty brilliant.
IMHO…99 times out of a 100 (roll a die of your choosing for a multiplier, I have been at this for a long time), OP is right on. ONCE in a long while, it’s PSU/mobo related.
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.
I just had my coffee. Give me a minute. THEN I’ll be woke.
Damn. Went there. And I am conflicted, do I appreciate it or do I condemn it?
Who’s a good boi, who’s a goo goo? Yooo are!
*lets go of what they are holding onto. //coffee cup falls and splashes all over carpet. ///lost coffee? Worse than losing a hand and discovering the equivalent of the head of the Gestapo in a galaxy wide Nazi regime is also Dad.
Is that the “grungy” band? Meh. They’ll never catch on. *turns on AM radio. //clock radio ///the one with the panels that flip to show the numbers
This is incredibly crass and speaks more to your work ethic than management’s behavior. But I’ve done it. To put it in perspective: the job sucked so bad that HR had a process in place for no call/no show quits like this because it happened so often. But you shouldn’t do this in the middle of surgery, OP. That could be one of my children on the operating table. One of YOURS, you don’t know! But, no, one of your chakras opened or something and you realized you need YOU time right now. /this is not what OP is claiming //but idc bc I only read half the meme. byeeeeee
Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won’t point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.
(This one isn’t getting NEARLY enough happy arrows so I am adding my own.)
I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn’t say “dumbass” after each time because I’m not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless… … dammit
First, beat me by 4 hours. B, I knew a guy. Dang it, what was his name…Tom. Military guy. Major or something. Major Tom Something.
This is so lame. Orcas can’t fly in space, this picture doesn’t work. Unless. Yes…unless, these are…space orcas!
Too late. I already have an appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow. I am going to ask for an increased dosage to my medication. By the way, I can never pronounce complex pharmaceutical ingredients. What are “multivitamin flintstone chewables”? Why cant they ever just give it cool names like Nexium or Syphillis?
I’m confused. Are we still talking about tuna? Or…
I…I would watch that.
Enterprise. Everybody knows without even having watched the series, just like everyone knows Darth Vader and The Lord of the ring. But I think its lazy writing to name every ship Enterprise. Like, name one something like NCC Toilet.