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Woah. Easy, fella
Woah. Easy, fella
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.
No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
Clearly you’ve never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.
And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too
Seriously. Fuck that plant
I can now die fulfilled. The perfect peel was what I was missing.
I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well
Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!
That makes offering mustache rides… better?
Reminds me of a quote I heard somewhere that I will now butcher.
Michael Caine was so good in the Muppets Christmas Carol because he considered his fellow Muppets to be actors.
Tim Curry was so good in the Muppets Treasure Island because he considers himself to be a muppet.
Enjoy. It’s wonderful
If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now
Yeah, it’s Taco Bell with fewer options amd a higher price
That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck