Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

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I bet you’re just awesome to hang out with.

Floormat

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

Same here! Mine has learned to meow indignantly if I’m about to sit on him, he won’t move of course… But he let’s me know he’s there.

I thought the tits were the dangerous part, hence why they’re censored?

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

That sounds exactly like some shit God would say, after forgetting to pull out.

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

Shutup, it.

Fuck you! You’re an it!

Heyyyayay! Come out and play!

Excuse the fuck out of me for not having a whole separate room for that.

You have a hallway? Fuck you!

What if you aint got a “mudroom?” Whatever that even is… Check your privilege.

It’s vile!

Yeah, knives are pretty good at cutting things.

Is that AJ Soprano?