Between weather and light pollution I’ve accepted that I’m never gonna see anything cool in the night sky unless I drive over a thousand miles to the fuckin desert.

Meanwhile it took me like 4 full seconds to scroll through the whole thing.

That’s how the original genies acted though. They weren’t happy about their imprisonment so they fucked with the people who made wishes by deliberately misinterpreting them.

There isn’t one.

The fact that any of us are alive at all is a cosmic fluke.

You can try to make one if you want but it’ll only hold meaning to you. Isn’t that good enough?

Gottem

I’m mixed handed. Not to be confused with being ambidextrous.

Mix handedness (cross dominance) is where each hand is used for different things. I write and use silverware with my left hand but if I were to throw a ball or punch something I’d use my right hand.

Most of the time it results in me not knowing which hand doing a particular thing will be most comfortable with until I do it.

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

It wasn’t a bandage store it was a store that currently had a sale on bandages

I don’t have any pictures of it and can’t take any right now but I have a link to a website showing the same blade.

https://www.easyliveauction.com/catalogue/lot/f4032489f8316bc00e1420a6a3274e36/0af8d24542e81eb9357e7ef448a6646f/twoday-general-auction-jewellery-watches-militaria-anti/

I’m not a bad person. That’s all I really care about.

I’ve handled all kinds of blades from farming tools to pole arms

I have a side gig sharpening knives and swords for people 😅

It’s definitely well constructed when it comes to actual use. I’ve used it for test cutting before and it’s held up just fine. It wouldn’t be useful for defense but it would function as a dagger/short sword.

And I’m no expert but I studied machining and metalworking in school so I know good steel.

I honestly can’t remember as a lot of blades pass through my hands but I think it was a gift 🤷‍♂️

Edit: It was my sister. The blade was her exes and she didn’t want to keep it due to obvious reasons.

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This is probably what I’m gonna end up doing.

I was just hoping someone could come up with something that wouldn’t involve damaging anything? Idk I don’t want to damage it but I don’t want it to exist 😅

The only problem is that would likely lead to an actual Nazi getting it.

I’d rather fall on the blade than give it to a Nazi.

I doubt that. As I said it’s not historical. It was made within the last two decades so I don’t see a museum being interested.

Ngl I know nothing about water pillows I’m just using conjecture from having used a water bed.

If you have pets of any kind it’s inevitable that somethings gonna pop.

Probably the same reason waterbeds fell out of style.

They’re more trouble than they’re worth.

Hey I’m not saying that far back. We were actually on a pretty good path for a while there in like the 70’s-90’s.

Things weren’t good but it seemed like things were actually geared toward making life better for everyone.

Then the fire nation attacked.