The dude is Zoro too

Praise the sun!

I think you mean “contracted jaundice”

I thought her expression said she wants to fuck that gorilla.

I get what they were going for but I don’t understand the last panel at all.

Lol turdoor

Don’t you need to drop the shot into a lager tho?

It’s probably more like “you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school.” it’s something that’s said when someone is pretending to have a girlfriend, often in a school setting. I don’t think I’ve heard it in real life that much, but I’ve definitely heard it a ton in TV shows and movies.

It’s also used a joke when referring to anyone for any reason because the original use sounds really silly even when sincere.