It will ruin you back yard planet

As an avid bidet user I feel compelled to answer your points

• it is always warm water (unless you are a masochist, no judgement)
• it points directly to where it needs to go so it stays confined within its domain
• you have to wipe both before and after (before to wipe away most of it, after to dry it)
• it is not a replacement of tp, it is complementary. You need both to achieve full cleaning

All in all I would not live without it anymore, after trying it and reaching enlightenment. 5/5 stars.

You can subscribe on the app the same way as if they were on lemmy.world. When you search in the app, it shows results from all across the fediverse

+1 for Photopea. I found it extremely friendly coming from Photoshop, has a lot of functionalities and works great on computers where I can’t/won’t install Photoshop. YMMV though, since you want to use it as a full replacement and I used it only for simple retouching/modifications when I’m not on the desktop