Not gonna lie, if you asked me what I would think the increase would be and I would have assumed it be a lot higher.

But then again, that could be the part of the pirate crew that doesn’t use a VPN and is easily identified upon entering the site.

Won’t lie, for a short period I had a Sony mini disk set up and I don’t think I can ever appreciate other modern physical mediums of music as much.

And I can’t explain why other than personal biast reasons, either.

Whenever they enter a room, do you warn people to brace themselves?

Because winter’s coming?

And you’re doing a great fucking job of it, too.

Thank you.

Multiple Personalities.

When you say you wanna see other people, they already are other people!

I was a big fan of G.G. Allin, so it’s hard to pin point just a single moment, but we’ll let google and your imaginations take you there. It’s pretty trippy.

When I was super young and listening to ace of bass i learned one of the members was also a white supremacist.

Lead singer of L7 whipped her used tampon at an asshole like a fucking champ.

my youngest brother had a lazy stick. It was a broom handle and a ruler taped together with a couple of chop sticks mixed in to help hold the two together. To avoid getting out of bed, he fashioned this up to turn off the lights in his room. Inspired by Homers broom in the episode of the Simpsons where he gains a ton of weight to go on disability.

This stick did the trick and even could turn the tv on and off.

Twenty years later, my brother is currently on a diet and losing a lot of weight. All the weight is post stick and much later in life, but we have a laugh about it every now and again.

Pretty new to the lemmy thing. Learning the do not and safe zones of the federation.

Lemmygrad is a bit of a rabbit hole from the outside view. Like, holy shit. That place got wicked dark super fast.

Even while having a car, I found my self taking transit anyways. To the point where both my daughters (15 and 17) have absolutely no desire to get a car or their drivers because not only do they see what’s happening to the climate, but know transit well enough that vehicles are next to pointless for them. My understanding is that many, not all, of their friends thing the same way, too.

That, and I don’t care if you drive a BMW. My ride costs 150k, and comes with a driver who opens the door for me. Fuck cars and the status that goes with 'em, too.

But because of this one life hack, it’s just one that’s all dirty.

If they weren’t so thoughtfully put together as such, then they’d all be dirty.

People still wondering just what the fuck it’s for hate this one hack.

If you’re Gen X, the entire three fucking ton collection of whatever encyclopedia itanica set out there and fifty time life books about random shit with pictures. Maybe sex by Madonna.

My parents, and those before them loved to appear as if they could ready but only really recognized the logos of gas stations and liquor bottles.

Sounds like someone has found happiness pie.

That dumb mother fucker u/spez

Twice. I am not a healthy human so I try and play on the cleaner side of life because getting sick is kinda easy and sucks a little extra like that.

Environmental guilt keeps them at seven minutes each average (yeah, I timed them. I don’t even remember why, but that guilt seems viable enough)

Occasionally when the youtube hits just right the night time shower can be 15 minutes. Or it is complex grooming day and not just a shave or something.

And a banana is a _____ if you’re brave enough!

full circle.

Learn a second language, see Paris, convince billionaires that for enough money I can take them to mars.

Perform blood soaked reenactment of Event Horizon/Titan submersible.

Make a human centipede of Crowder, Shapiro and Walsh. Give back women their rights and hand them power.

Go to mars and watch shit play out.

Maybe ask Christina Ricci is she’d like lunch or something.

Destroy Mercury. I don’t like the look of what it’s planning.

You know, #justgirlythings

Someone out there is hurting bad after expressing themselves.

“You know what Luke? I’ve seen the very same look on your mothers face before. She was in this field asking your father about this thing thay happened that time when…”

The Canadian Red Green is a national treasure and inspiration to every duct tape toutin’ handyman these here parts of the north!

Gotta go with Alberta. Even our premier has openly stated that she wants to make Alberta more like Florida.

The rednecks can keep things pretty fucking weird, too.