🔍🦘🛎

I got mine for $300 because I’m also on a Fi plan. But I’m sure most phones can be subsidized similarly.

Part of this balanced breakfast!

No! Duh! There’s cinnamon swirls in every bite!

But can you see why kids love the cinnamonny taste of General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch™️?

“I do a tremendous amount of work on various crocodiles,” he says, entirely seriously.

“It’s not that old, and neither are you”

I went WOOP WOOP because that’s the sound of the police

As a not-so-young-anymore young person, I’ve always said “no problem” for exactly this reason

Generally, you only use one emphasized word/phrase per sentence, otherwise the entire thing feels stilted and unnatural.

In panel 3, the only word that really needs to be bolded is “true”; the rest of them just break the flow.

Godspeed

Greek philosophers had no chill apparently

Zeno was killed while he was engaged in a plot to overthrow the tyrant Nearchus. This account tells that he was captured, and that he was killed after he refused to give the names of his co-conspirators.[3][8] Before his death, Zeno is said to have asked to whisper the names into Nearchus’s ear, only to bite the ear when Nearchus approached, holding on until he was killed.[3]

Zeno you tool of course things can move

…the one with the grapes?

3 Body Problem is actually fantastic

Using a pixel 4a still. OS is unsupported and battery life has gone down the drain. I’m holding out for the Pixel 8a because Google has pledged 8 years of support. I really wish decent phones came in sub-6.1" size, but days just what I’m working with. Losing the headphone jack will suck.

but seriously, I just navigate by sound only

Cars have 12" tablets for dashboards now 💀

Why would any of these things be worse with a 4.5" screen? My eyesight is fine.

I guess this is pretty American of me, but it’s called “honey blend” for a reason.