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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Well, perhaps it might be possible to catch some tummy bug from someone else, I don’t know, but you inhale the fecal particles when you flush anyway I suppose.

    The lid stays down all the time (well, in between use) at our house, with the idea that you minimise the amount of fecal particles floating around your room. I know it doesn’t eliminate it, but I want to flush as much as possible of the poo and not inhale it, so I insist on the lid being closed.

    I’m not claiming danger, I just don’t like the thought.



  • Alright, you win, I’ll never use my phone in portrait ever again, especially not to film my dog in a storm. I’ll make sure I turn that baby right to your preferred orientation and I’ll stop complaining about pointless bars at the side of other people’s portrait content.

    If you want, I can go back through my canara roll and delete everything that’s in portrait just in case I’m ever tempted to sell it to a news organisation. I’ll make sure to only ever post landscape content to whatsapp, signal and especially tiktok and instagram, because otherwise some relative, friend or random Internet user might share it in portrait.

    You’re right. That’s definitely a better solution than not putting annoying fuzzy bars on portrait content.


  • And when anyone films in portrait, make sure to punish anyone trying to watch the footage with a similarly criminal portrait orientation, by putting borders round the side of the portrait content to force it to be landscape, thus shrinking the content to roughly a ninth of their screen, unless they switch to the blessed landscape orientation when it will fill a glorious third of the screen. Let no one watch it full size for the creator thereof has sinned against the gods of landscape.

    This is the right and proper punishment for content creators who break the landscape law: let no one see this video fullscreen, for they have sinned against landscape. https://ibb.co/x2MQQG2 let the borders of landscape wrath descend and pad, and let fullscreen be disabled for all, for if landscape viewers are denied fullscreen EVERYONE MUST SUFFER.

    Oh, or you could just skip the fuzzy bars in portrait mode if you’re feeling more accommodating to phone users.



  • From the citations, many of which are broken links, we find links to Vopson’s key papers on which this article is built:

    Vopson, M. M. (2021). The second law of information thermodynamics. AIP Advances, 11(8), 085008. https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0056955

    Vopson, M. M. (2023). The second law of infodynamics and its implications for the simulated universe hypothesis. AIP Advances, 13(10), 100301. https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0105241

    The first one isn’t about “information thermodynamics” at all, it’s entitled A monolithic linear motion platform driven by a piezoelectric and fluidic pressure-fed dual mechanism

    And the second one is rather more prosaic than the article implies, and is actually entitled Reduction of bolt product defects at PT. GIP using Six Sigma method

    I begin to suspect that it’s an elaborate hoax, possibly AI generated.


  • It seems to me to be more at the philosophy end of the spectrum than science. Extract from later on:

    TANTALIZING CLUES BEYOND THE VEIL

    Reports from visionary plants like ayahuasca and DMT describe encountering seemingly autonomous alternate realities inhabited by discarnate entities and dimensions (Luke, 2011). Users vividly perceive realities dissolving into underlying geometric grids flickering with cosmological symbols and machine elves, as though witnessing reality’s informational matrix. Psychedelic researchers speculate such visions reveal the program-like underside of consciousness itself (Hoffman, 2019).

    “The psychotic drowns in the same waters in which the mystic swims with delight.” - Joseph Campbell, mythologist

    The uncanny parallels between trippers’ subjective experiences and notions of simulation theory are striking. Potential clues also arise in near-death experiences where people report transitional states surrounded by complex fractal patterns and life reviews mimicking digital recreation (Alexander, 2012). Might mystical and visionary states reveal glimpses of nature’s hidden informational architecture? While anecdotal, subjective reports remain intriguingly consistent with Vopson’s information-based paradigm.

    Transcending Materialism: Vopson’s Law and Bridging Science with Spirituality

    Dr. Vopson’s proposed law of information dynamics has profound implications extending beyond its radical scientific interpretations. His findings resonate strongly with perennial spiritual intuitions and reported insights from mystical states that reality is informationally generated. This section explores potential bridges between information physics and nonordinary states revealing nature’s deeper workings.

    Vopson might well be doing science, but I think this article is definitely doing philosophy.



  • But the fuzzy bars on the side make it great?!?

    Watching portrait footage that’s been padded out to landscape on a portrait device is even worse!

    I’m proposing that the web designer writes a responsive webpage when they are sent a portrait video to include, so that if it’s viewed on a portrait device it fills the width, and when it’s viewed on a landscape device it fills the height. If it’s actually for telly, there’s usually no harm in cropping a bit at the top and bottom and at that point, feel free to put whatever you like down the sides, but there’s no need to throw away the portrait original for the portrait view of the website.

    Like I already said, the technology for writing a webpage that looks different depending on the orientation of the device being used to view it is neither complicated nor new. There’s no need to treat every medium the same in 2023.


  • I never said it’s lower quality. Not once.

    No? This you?

    we kept everything to a certain standard of quality. Vertical videos are not suitable for anything except a phone.

    Totally not lower quality. Definitely not. There’s a full stop and everything. No link whatsoever. My bad.

    No one said anything about websites.

    Well I think the rest of us are discussing a video on bbc.co.uk, which is a website, and we’re doing it on lemmy.world, which is also a website, and when I complained about people making portrait videos landscape, I suspect most people correctly figured out that I meant on websites, so I really think it’s just you that assumes we’re talking about jeep club.


  • Why can’t you use it? Because your web designer isn’t designing for the possibility that people use a phone to access the Web, but it’s not 2004 any more and they’re living in the past.

    You showed your colours when you assumed that portrait video is of lower quality. It’s only of lower quality if you’ve padded it out and are watching it on a landscape screen!

    Technology to detect whether your webpage is being viewed landscape has existed for a long time, and takes very simple calculations indeed or just a splash or two of css to maximise the video size for whatever screen it’s being viewed on. It’s design laziness and wasted bandwidth to put the silly blurry bars or even black bars down the side of the video. But don’t force landscape on everyone. Smart phones aren’t new and they aren’t going away.

    I suspect that the majority of people who spend even a tiny bit more than half of their recreational screen time looking at a fixed landscape screen are well over thirty.





  • I’m happy to let mods carve out a bunch of niche communities with their own preferences. The fediverse is a big place. If you don’t like instances that are protective of LGBT+ folks you’re cutting it down a bit, but genuinely, you seem to be deliberately picking topics that troll the specific community you’re posting on, then you complained that they took it down. Post where your post will be welcome, stop complaining when you post where you already know it’s not. Reddit and twitter are pretty right wing and troll friendly. Maybe you’ll be happier there.