And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.

Now the real question is which one is you… a 16 year old trying to justify wanting to fuck a 21-year-old, or a 21 year old trying to morally justify why it’s okay to have sex with a 16 year old

I was a housekeeper and most Asian folks leave a toonie on or around the pillow everyday in canada it was really sweet

The ol boosteroo! Nice and simple.

Uhoh I think I’m having another stroke

That’s what they said at the start of enshittification. Spelling and grammar actually do fucking matter and I don’t care who hates me for my opinion this time

The whole Star Wars thing is all Obi-Wan Kenobi’s fault… if he just would have let Anakin grow up to be a poor space mechanic in the ghettos of whatever the place… nothing bad ever would have happened and everything would have been fine, but Obi-Wan Kenobi decided to be a selfish spoiled brat and ruined everything for everyone and abused a child relentlessly into adulthood. No wonder Anakin was so fucked up… it’s all Obi-Wan’s fault.

I said I can smell myself and it’s more bad smelling when I wear the deodorants then when I don’t… I didn’t say I don’t fucking smell I said it’s worse when I’m wearing deodorant compared to when I don’t

I don’t know but I’m honestly convinced that they put something in women’s deodorant so that we need to buy more of it and it makes us stink more because when I start using fancy women’s deodorant I fucking stink like God awful and I can’t even stand my own smell but when I stop using deodorant or can’t afford it for a while I don’t smell bad and I can’t figure it out

Fantastic

Rofl I never watched that movie but that’s hilarious

It’s kind of like a library but not that many books, more condoms and snacks, often a projector and screen for movie Nights, and access to Community Resources like food banks and clothing places and counseling for gay people and stuff

ROFL it is not

Did a robot just ask to die because of JavaScript hahaha

If you go on the all / new page and you keep on refreshing it’s kind of like reddit… and all you got to do is just keep on joining all of the groups on the all page and soon your feed will be filled up

Do a Google search for books for stepdads instead of books for stepmoms maybe you’ll have better search results because I just did it and I found a bunch of books.

Rofl 🐮

It would be cool if they could stay embedded or like… playable on Lemmy without going to an external

Not with that attitude

The thing about lemmy is if you want to see something you got to make it yourself if it doesn’t exist