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Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?
We were promised jetpacks.
WHERE’S MY JETPACK?
Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?
We were promised jetpacks.
WHERE’S MY JETPACK?
THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.
Don’t give Tesla any ideas.
barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior
I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.
Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.
Wololo
This is a highly regarded comment.
Sounds like the monsters on The Sopranos talking about their dicks. “I gave her the old suseej”.
How do I shoot photons?
If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.
Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Use the acronym: BOSS