You smell funny

Socialist, Bisexual, He/Him, Mentally Deranged

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Cake day: June 17th, 2023

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  • Clean up, dress traditionally, get there extra early so you have time to familiarize yourself with the location and decompress (breathing, stretching in the parking lot, etc.), and get into the building early to wait ~10-15 minutes before your interview is set to start. Do not bad mouth ANYTHING, be optimistic and portray yourself as an obedient worker but a free thinker. Make sure you drink lots of water the day before and eat before you go, try not to overcaffeinate. You can message me if you need hyping up or more information :>









  • I’m playing a wizard half goblin in a homebrew campaign named Gobble Snart, Son of Snoggle Snart. He’s the son of my last character (Snoggle) who was a pigman who had a thing for goblin women. So he’s half pigman, half goblin. He’s food motivated and about as rowdy and unpolite as one can be. So the party was going to turn me in to the police (on murder charges) but I lit their hotel on fire and dipped. I’m tailing the party eating their food scraps now. Next session I plan to either eat the player who’s a fairy in the night or try to ally with the big bad guy and make a new character, Wondle Snart the half gnome (Gobble’s daughter). Since Gobble went out for milk and never came back.