Dang, I have to get the bees again…

I watched that Coyote whatever his name was that gets bit by bugs on purpose, but then he click baited me and didn’t get bit one video. It was a short and sweet relationship and it could have kept going if he just let the bug bite him a little bit.

So just humans and ghosts with wifi then.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony dog’s choosing. But because, I use my intelligence to sniff highlighters.

I am having a hard time understanding the CGI picture. Is she holding something brown in front of her or is like a potato emerging from her torso?

One of them is planning on fish for dinner

The other is planning on fisherman for dinner.

Bro… It looks like you are already at the “this drug I take has magic properties” part with talking about time dilation and mental hard resets. So, I hope getting up is easy when you fall down.

The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.

I know DXM use and abuse is effective in preventing a strong career and stable life. That cough suppressant was actually an Air Force career suppressant for a dude I used to know.

You two better evade the San Fernando Police and get the cart back to the park or YOU’RE FIRED.

Long live the king!

Internittent Fasting is when you have breakfast eleven times!? When does the fast happen?

Typically games that let me be the killin’-est magic man or woman I can be. Making tornadoes, ice spikes, and raining meteors in Dragons Dogma is amazing. Calling down space lazers or being gerbil Emporer Palpatine in Biomutant was fun. Painting the screen blue with lightning in Diablo 4 was a good time, and painting the screen red with lazers in Diablo 3 is fun. Skyrim, I have played to death being as magical as I could be. Dragon Age: Inquisition kind of bummed me out with how strong Knight Enchanter was compared to the others, woo a ghost sword I guess.

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

Uhh… Are you sure?

You must also be poor and take on work as a sailor to afford the wedding.

God I hate that stuff. I remember playing The Division and doing tens of thousands of points of headshot damage after billions of bullets to those shotgun dudes who insta-kill you no matter where they shoot you.

Oh yeah. Thanks Wang.

Ooh look at me I’m a redditor “same poop knife story for 11 years” and how about some “and I also choose this guy’s dead wife for 7 years.” And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are “serving” you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

I do question that. In fact, I asked the orb what the deal was. The orb said [apply sun burn to face and arms] and that was the end of the discussion. I find him to be firm but fair and when I step out of line he says [apply sun burn to top of feet].