I feel so lucky with my cat. Would never dream of scratching me. Loves belly rubs. Most affectionate one in my life. If I ever pet him the wrong way he lets me know by giving me the gentlest “bite” basically just touching his teeth to my hand. I don’t deserve him.
The author of this article would just love my friend. Total trendsetter. Last I saw her, she had this bald look going, looked sick af. But I guess it’s super trendy to splurge on drugs now. How last month she spent like 90% of her paycheck on some new type of chemotherapy pills? Like whoa, bitch, leave some for the rest of us. You know? Typical Cancer.
You’ll have to tip it first, seeing as it’s wider than it is tall.
There was another account doing this with a slightly different name yesterday. Lemmy’s been pretty sheltered thus far, but it may be time for some automated spam detection…
… is it cake?
Alright, this has gone far jeanough.
Ok now I’m invested. What happened to up to? That’s supposed to be their excuse, that there’s some sacrificial lamb out there, which knocks a quarter of the price off for subscribers, this one just wasn’t it. Now you locate the rare holofoil “no up to” Amazon listing and you don’t get the 25%? Tyranny I say! We must overthrow! We demand up to 100% of the means of production!
It’s guns per eagle, get it right. What would eagles per gun even be?
Haven’t touched reddit socially in 8 months, but every now and then I’ll use it to search for opinions or instructions on things. Searched “reddit best domain registrar” recently and landed on a thread where top to bottom, every comment recommending a registrar was from a bot and/or banned account. No real person testimonials, all ads. And as AI implementations improve, that’s going to get harder to spot. In the meantime, I’m formatting searches like “best domain registrar lemmy” because reddit is legit that bad rn.
If you’re shitting for 3 days, there are some questions which need to be asked.
“Sorry to bother, but can shiny fox come out to play?”
I could teach a college course on the amount of incorrect information in this response.
At 5 times a day, that’s 25,910 years. 51,820 if they’ve had sex twice.
And I’ll be damned if anyone’s going to tell me to stop refreshing.
slaps you with a penis
You’re it!
And what happens with the cat?
This one:
https://lemmy.ml/post/16995334