Queue Belford: IM NOT FUCKIN LEAVING!

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Thirding the notion that it’s definitely not “mat” in the US. A mat is something you put on the ground, Matt is my cousin’s ex-fiance, and matte is a surface finish with little to no shine.

Really don’t know what people say English is hard to learn, we use the same word for so many things that there’s fewer words to learn /s

“Uh Mr Substitute can I use my headphones in class”

“Does your teacher normally let you use headphones?”

“Uh yeah”

“Then go ahead”

First guy is saying, “there’s no point in trying to figure out the “answer to the universe”, it’s a lot easier to be happy if you just go with the flow”.

This leads the reader to assume that he’s got it all figured out and is a relatively happy guy, an assumption that is subverted when asked plainly, “are you happy?”

I don’t know that there’s a specific take away here, so much as it just being a funny quip in a larger exchange.

After reading the bottom portion, I have to wonder which substance might this container be filled with 🤔

What is the precedent for persecuting a squid, in your jurisdiction?

Check their profile and the website they’ve linked to.

This was interesting enough before you posted the one from Bing’s website of a completely different picture. Obviously it isn’t odd for there to be more than one professional photograph of the place, but for them to be able to be mixed up by Bing like that is really odd. I wonder if someone noticed the mirrored image after it was already selected as “photo of the day”, then just changed it to a visually similar one, but not everything got updated.

Yup, I got through like 4 sentences and thought, “no way this guy wrote this up just for this post”, saw how long it was and the tell-tale formatting and yeah chatgpt wrote this

Mm, no. They’re not attacking you as a person, they are asking a relevant question to defend their argument against yours.

Haha ok baby don’t even worry I have that on autofill

Builds up momentum, then fights the momentum to bring it to a dead stop over her head. This is some next level skill I can’t even comprehend her technique

Except that this is OP’s “adult” daughter. He’s not dealing with kids anymore. He’s enabling an adults shit behavior.

Well it just doesn’t make sense. “don’t blame the parent, they’re just enabling bad behavior.” ??? Don’t enable the bad behavior

My brother in Christ, are we viewing the same image? Thems dishes is nasty

Funnily enough, I tried this once when my Internet (shitfinity) went out for two days. I asked the online chat rep if I could be reimbursed for the outage. They replied with, “due to the outage, we will be crediting (128.99/30*2)=$8.60 to your account.” With the math included and everything. They probably have a lot of people trying to get a free month out of a few hours without service and just started doing that, haha. I couldn’t be mad.

Hmmm… uh, true, gonna go true on that one.

3 of 4 names listed are words, really makes you think huh 🤔

He is going to save the princess. This is just a long episode.