If they put a DVD drive in the Dreamcast there’s never a PlayStation 3

Sorry, cute and stylish design could potentially harm our brand identity. Best we can do is homogenized lowest-common-denominator design.

For when internal components come unglued and start poking into the underside of the screen

“Sixty dollars bucks”

may

It’s so dense. Every single frame has so many things going on in it.

N64 had native hardware AA

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

If mcdick’s charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.

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Not valid

I really don’t see anything cunt about the font or face

Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet’s not even there? That’s just a light. That’s just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard looking for 'coons, and he says “What are you doing in my back yard? …With that flashlight?”
And I told him “I’m shining in the window so I can teach your son about the universe”.
He said, “Get out of my yard, and why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black, behind my bushes, shining a light into my house?”
And I said, “I’m teaching your son about the universe! I’m shining a light right in there and exploring his room, as he’s looking out and exploring the universe. I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed, and I turn the light back on and I do swirls on his wall like a comet’s tail.
I do this every night with your son.”

The same way Verizon phones used to work: less well.

In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.

Because it relying entirely on the dominance of the iPhone isn’t really a post-Jobs action. It’s actually the exact opposite: relying entirely on something he captained in order to make sales.

They also removed the headphone jack from the phone, so it doesn’t really count. Airpods followed the Sony approach: telling your captive audience they will buy the thing or suffer.