That’s a shitty post 🤌

Haven’t heard. What’s up?

But… do you believe in life after love???

Just fucking with you. I hate every note of every song she’s made, too

Pfft. It’s obvious. Eddie Veddar

Oh wait…

Fuck 'em. Drink on the job. Don’t ruin your days off.

Next time fuck someone who has a car

Not all heroes wear capes

Crackers. Fitting because he’s white 😂

Does he like to cuddle after?

For the person who just can’t part with anything…

I am horrified by this

Depends on which line of Makita you buy into I think. I have a right angle drill and the “good” angle grinder from them (not that xlock bullshit) and both get moderate use. Both are 5-ish years old and still work great.

When i…

Woke up this mornin’…

It’s heavily diluted compared to what you used to be able to buy

Reminds me of this, and why you can’t easily get powdered caffeine anymore;

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/powdered-caffeine-death-fda-legal-action/

Hate to break it to you, but 100% of people who drink water either have or will die.

Holy fuck where has this lemonade been my whole life???!?!?!

If you never see me post again, tell my mom I loved her!

Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

And give him a stack of Brazzers stickers and tell him to go wild with them

I used to work retail loss prevention and had several of the exact opposite- we’d get contract security to supplement our staff as a visual deterrent and they would then think they were given carte blanche to hassle whoever the fuck they wanted. It really didn’t take long to realize that as long as I treated shoplifters with respect, more often than not they would come with, take care of the paperwork, get their ticket from the real cops and then be on their way unless the jurisdiction required they get booked. But there would always be that one fuckhead trying to steal thousands of dollars worth of shit and then act like we had no right to stop or detain them . I know it varies by where you live, but we were fully allowed to make citizens arrests and would do so daily. In 21 years I got subpoenaed four times and testified once. Never lost one case.