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  • tabris@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldA And B
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    5 months ago

    I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.

    Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.

    Me: Okay…

    W: So I took the rock salt off the base.

    Me: Hmm?

    W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.

    Me: Ah.

    W: And it just dissolved!

    Me: Yep, it’s salt.

    W: I want a refund.

    Me: laughs.




  • Bard gave me this, and it’s not terrible:

    (Verse 1) Worf: I’m a Klingon warrior, born to fight Data: I’m an android, made of metal and light Worf: I’ve got a heart full of rage Data: I’ve got a mind full of sage

    (Chorus) But we’re both part of the Star Trek crew And we’re both here to see it through We’ve got our differences, it’s true But we’re both here to fight for what we believe in, me and you

    (Verse 2) Worf: I’ve fought in battles, I’ve seen the best and the worst Data: I’ve studied the human condition, I’ve put it to the test Worf: I believe in honor and duty Data: I believe in logic and beauty

    (Chorus) But we’re both part of the Star Trek crew And we’re both here to see it through We’ve got our differences, it’s true But we’re both here to fight for what we believe in, me and you

    (Bridge) We’re two very different beings, that’s for sure But we’re both part of the Star Trek crew, that’s pure We’ve got our differences, but we also have our strengths And together, we can overcome any length

    (Chorus) We’re both part of the Star Trek crew And we’re both here to see it through We’ve got our differences, it’s true But we’re both here to fight for what we believe in, me and you


  • At its core, the service charge is about driving change in our industry – helping ensure our business can thrive in challenging economic environments and compensating each member of our team in a more equitable way – in a way that uniformly increasing our food prices doesn’t allow for. 

    I don’t understand what the difference is between adding the service charge and increasing prices. Literally no justification for this, just a “trust us, bro”.