Priest here!

The “wheat” is more of a formality in the concentrations used in the gluten-free hosts.

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The LONG sermon:

Ever hear of homeopathy? The “homeopathic essence” of whatever substance used?

For SAFE things like violet essence or dandelion essence, so called “flower essences”:the flowers are place in water in the sun and happy thoughts are thought over them. (Just about like a prayer, don’t you think?)

For UNSAFE substances: like black widow venom, datura flowers, and uranium: water is brought CLOSE to these things (in the case of freaking uranium. Like on a tour through a nuclear plant and holding a glass of water up to the thick glass that separates tourists from a nuclear reactor) or HEAVILY diluted.

I’m talking a drop of venom in a gallon of water, which then a drop of that gallon is placed in a fresh gallon of water, etc. etc. UP TO 100 TIMES.

And very DIFFERENT happy thoughts are beamed at that tenth of fiftieth or HUNDREDTH gallon of water (a bit like an Exorcism, if I do say so myself) and THEN that water is administered to someone.

Like a Sacrament.

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So, Rest Assured!

A Priest has Spoken!!

And the “gluten free hosts” TECHNICALLY contain wheat,

But not in any kind of concentration that is going to get any tummies rumbling.

The Church (I mean the actual, loving one that doesn’t want to kill or molest people) doesn’t want to hurt anyone.

And I as a Priest of that church, love you very much.

Take care of yourself, Habibi!

Xoxo -Long Winded Priest.

I mean, not everyone.

Reading your comment was like reading my own back story, so that type of childhood is more common than people think.

There’s a tendency to portray childhood with a more rosy tint than the reality, and when you had a crappy childhood, it makes that mythologized perfect childhood seem like something sorely missed.

Everyone is different and has a different story, but I agree that my adulthood is far nicer than my childhood ever was. I don’t feel like I missed anything by having a less than perfect experience as a child, and I am grateful for the life I’ve had since then that helps put it into perspective.

I think it’s just a troll. They made a account this morning and immediately started flooding the place with ridiculously thinly veiled antisemitism. Block and report.

Ooh, it’s like a window to the other side. Thank you for showing us!

I think they just got banned, their post history just vanished. What a ride.

This is crazy, and I can’t wait to see how this pans out.

Out of curiosity, who is the Arch-Lemming who decides to ban someone? Can they be summoned?