Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!

First you must bring him a shrubbery!

There’s temporary tattoos printed on the wrapper!

There’s transferable smudgy skin dyes printed… you know what, nevermind.

I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

Someone might have been to the woods several times without encountering a bear but also have been assaulted multiple times. The same person could’ve seen a bear irl and had it move along without incident. Statistics probably aren’t what they think of first in the scenario.

I mean surely human to human interactions, and bear to human interactions, like interaction interactions, are probably not statistically all that different?

You don’t like that the person you’re replying to didn’t give you the comparison information you desire but instead of doing your own research and bringing the results here you’re suggesting “surely” you’ve already got the answer you want?

“When’s the sequel?”

Moscow Mules are served in copper mugs

…which ideally are not copper on the inside to prevent copper from leaching into the acidic beverage you’re drinking.

The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!

Is the inside of your mouth not flesh-colored?