Oh that kind of bass

They really selling musical instruments out of there?

Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks

remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45

you should have finished eating by then

Then you may be delighted to hear that, not only do they know about it, they also use it themselves

(I think it’s the same project, idk I didn’t read all that, I’m legit concussed, but it’s still funny)

Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor

The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC

Hi

Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.

I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.

As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.

Wishing you the best, mate.

I was never able to get that working

try messing around in the accessibility settings, see if you get lucky

otherwise get a second pair of earphones and lip stim on that pair

or chew gum or get a fidget cube or ask your doctor for ritalin

Super calming and warm

Numerology

They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.

It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. It’s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, it’s jover.

1+1 = 2

Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally

10 digits, infinite bullshit

It perfectly captures all the essence of dogs going full berserk crocodile goblin mode

It’s that “🌈The more you know⭐” video mashallah

Don’t stress over it. I didn’t read the entire thing either. It’s a relatively long article.

I Read the first few paragraphs and then when the ADHD kicked in I skim scrolled all the way to the bottom where “Vivaldi” caught my eye

If you want a privacy-focused web browser, use Firefox or Vivaldi.

I thought Vivaldi was also shady? Did I maybe confuse it with Opera?

idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

I didn’t even know they released int2

looked up the tld’s again

your only choice is to get goofy

Could try .army, .red or .republican (who the fuck approved that lmao)

While drunk, I got insane cravings for cocaine and nicotine

While high, I get insane cravings for pizza and Tame Impala

cum razor

Tombstone 2030-2032 Google Pacemaker

Killed 8 years from now, Google Pacemaker was an IoT pacemaker for patients with heart arrhythmia. All devices were remotely deactivated after 2 years.