I look at things like this, on our own planet, and my mind boggles at the thought of what alien species might look like

This bad boy can fit so many plasma leaks

You’re doing God’s work, OP

Well that depends on the laws where you live but if you actually want the contract to be enforceable then yes, it needs to follow certain rules, and no, you can’t just “write any bullcrap”.

They can’t just contain “any bullcrap you want”.

Contracts need to follow the set of rules in your country that dictate what can and can’t be enforced. It’s an entire branch of law.

If you try and pull something like OP is suggesting, the worst case scenario is that it may render the contract an unlawful document and therefore void.

I imagine in most places things like what OP is suggesting would get laughed out of court.

You can have some fun though. I heard of one guy who, as a recruitment bonus, insisted that it be included in his contract that he receive an office desk made entirely of Lego.

I’m already dying of lymphoma but I’d like to know exactly when. The constant up and down of good days and bad days takes an emotional toll. If I knew I could relax completely and actually plan to do things.

Esperanto?

Ah, back in the days before email

Exercise isn’t worth nearly as much as eating habits anyway.

A false narrative of exercise being like weight loss currency has been promoted for way too long.

When losing weight, it’s “kilos in the kitchen, grams in the gym”. You can lose weight with no exercise just with a caloric deficit.

Read “the hackers diet” or “the 4 hour body” for more info.

Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots

sidegig when you want and isn’t trash pay

If such a thing existed, everyone would be doing it already.

I’d tell her to research some passive income side hustles on YouTube and do a few of them at once. It’s hard to get started, but once you get the ball rolling it can add up to be a few bucks.

It all depends on how much time / effort she can spend on them. You get out what you put in.

Fuck this is way too real

That’s a pretty big buddy, wonder how old he is

It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire

I’ll start by learning to say “eh” and wearing plaid

This is the best answer

Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

When you study male ducks

It’s a DRAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I don’t get the Robert Beltran one. Can anyone clarify?

Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said “I love you” when I told her I wasn’t going to survive the cancer.