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minus-squareShieldtoad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down1·10 months agoJust put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoJust remove all the exhaust manifold and let the gases just exit the engine without any noise filtering. After about a couple of hours of driving, the owner will probably come back and ask for louder pipes.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoThat’s almost what the “whistle tip” phase was, but with a bit more of that super cool “constipated goose passing a load” sound to it. Now we got DSG farts. Kind of like a shart in an empty coffee tin on each upshift. “Bplarhpth” in English.
Just put a vuvuzela in the exhaust pipe.
Just remove all the exhaust manifold and let the gases just exit the engine without any noise filtering.
After about a couple of hours of driving, the owner will probably come back and ask for louder pipes.
Pretty sure the owner would be dead
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That’s almost what the “whistle tip” phase was, but with a bit more of that super cool “constipated goose passing a load” sound to it.
Now we got DSG farts. Kind of like a shart in an empty coffee tin on each upshift. “Bplarhpth” in English.