The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
Can’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
How is that not the Onion
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I’m cheering for that
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
In order to do a walrus attack, you have to actually get your opponent on the ground. What’s the name of that female KFC fighter who was a beast at grappling but got into a ring with a boxer? She was destroyed because she couldn’t get close.
What’s the name of that female KFC fighter?
Connie Sanders, I think.
Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
@Wilshire Yep… It’s official. We’re in a South Park episode!!!
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.