$800 to pet a cat. The cat likes being petted and his name is Jim.
Am I expected to pay or be paid the $800?
Your choice
Fuck no, that’s way too much.
I’ll pay $801 to pet the cat!
I like where this is going. $801.01 to pet the cat.
$801.01 and 1 peso
$801.01, 1 peso, and some bellybutton lint
And we have a winner 🏆, folks!!
Am I receiving the $800 or paying the $800?
I wouldn’t pay any amount of money to pet a cat. But I would gladly pet a cat if I was paid any amount of money.
My skin is sensitive to fur, but I’ll gladly pet a cat if I get paid $800.
You wouldn’t download a cat.
Keep the money, I’ll just pet Jimmy for free
I don’t like furry textures, so I would not pay any amount of money to pet the cat. Actually, I’m more likely to pay money to not have to pet the cat. However, I would accept $800 to pet the cat.
I love cats, just, like, not touching me lol.
But they’re so fluffy and they smell good
How long do I get to pet the cat, and do I need to clean up his poops?
Jim sounds nice. I’d pet him for free, even without the $800
Not sure I can afford to pay you 800 but I would really like to pet Jim…
Sure, how often will I get paid? Can I do this from home?
I’d pet a cat because cat
No because what if Jay-Z offered me $500,000 to pet him?
No, I’ve met Jim he’s a total asshole