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I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
Only is Starscream gets to be the VP
The United States of America is now known as X.
There is only way to get an answer.
Wolverine, Batman, Birdman, and Vulture all have to be played by Michael Keaton.
Wolverine cut themselves in half
New Wolverine “I am Batman.”
Original Wolverine “Oh shit…I will have to try again.”
New, new Wolverine “I am the Vulture.”
Original Wolverine “Third time is the charm!”
New, new, new Wolverine “I am Birdman!”
Original Wolverine “Ah fuck this.”
We need a Wolverine version of Multiplicity with Michael Keaton.
We really like porn. It doesn’t how freaky the porn is, we all love it.
Pregnant Sonic banging Tails. Porn. Morticia going down on Cousin It. Porn. A step-sibling getting stuck. Porn.
Give Chiquita a chance, they will eventually learn how to truly commit war crimes and crimes against humanity.
You could see them very happy to swing their long hard batons at young women because they need to compensate for something lacking those attributes.
This would make Freud proud.
Psh. Who uses pinecones? I use the three shell system.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
You can do everything right and still lose, still face heart break, and still face setbacks.
“In manual fulfillment centres, Jane would walk around the warehouse. That would be tiring—she could easily do 15 or 16 km per day, often more—but at least she would see people,” the report states. “In a robotic fulfillment centre, associates in pick work at fixed stations, with just the robots for company.”
I remember someone on Lemmy linking to a story about how AI effectively isolated workers from their colleagues in order to be “efficient”. Now, I see it as a way to break solidarity between workers.
I would get one of those cheap masks. The one with glasses, plastic nose, and the fake mustache.
No one is going to find me.
If we regrow teeth, we can regrow bone, muscle, and nerves. Almost immediately, that technology will be privatized and only the rich will be able to afford it.
Capitalism will say “Fuck you poors”.
If my options are crash and burn in an:
I am going to take the Wacky Race car. At least, there’s going to be a good story out of my death.
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car…or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
One flop and they’re axed?
I think this comes from the mindset that if someone isn’t generating immediate success. It’s time to fire them. We see this a lot in sports. Team off to a terrible start with a new coach? Fire the coach and start trading players.
It really highlights how organizations see people as disposable. If people don’t make line go brrr, out the door they go.
Profit line must always go brrrrr!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. We get the absurdity of a puppet and the entertainment of a puppet throwing insults at Trump.