Would have had more effect with red food dye out of nose or something
smol, femme, nerd
libera te tutemet ex machina, and shitpost~~
Would have had more effect with red food dye out of nose or something
You make your best life with that frog, or you let that frog go. The frog deserves better, Alex!
Nah, I don’t want to be lied to
I know I know, stop mocking me with your perfect color perception
/jk
Part 3, fork finds itself a ladle
Hah it happened when I was a wee lass and well life sucked afterwards, oh well 😅
I love that his face shows he’s thinking hard about it till he gets it
Edit why blue tie for wedding?
Your grandma sounds hot
/jk
Sorry, didn’t mean to objectify her, I can just imagine her as a Druid growing some bitchin plants 😁
Was it good luck for something?
I was standing under a tree once and a drop of blood fell on my hand out of nowhere. This makes sense!
I spilled water on myself once when I was eating alone at a restaurant, but luckily my pants were a material which dried easily after some time. But I had alresyc eaten, and had to sit there with a napkin on my lap and order an espresso 😅
Like at once, or over a lifetime?
Nothing wrong with saving yourself and your future investment/vehicle for vicarious living. Can get another spouse though.
/s
I know it’s staged, love this couples sense of humor😁
The hypothesis is that men want as many sexual partners as possible. I am not sure that holds true for all men on average
I know lol
Is there any sign of bacterial life? Amazing find.
Eh ignoring the fact that someone with privilege doesn’t need to worry about g&ts at any age. As always, being skilled or talented is a necessity for the working class
Let’s not fall into some delusion that the ruling class is full of excellent or above average IQ/EQ people
I don’t get the reference, what?